Burnt Boats

I finally burnt my boats at CiF... After being subjected to pre-moderation by the humourless pricks who work at The Grauniad, I sent the following email after returning home pissed from seeing in the New Year:

Dear Grauniad

You are such fucking pussies. I make one crack about hanging someone and you impose pre-moderation - meanwhile, your own fucking columnists happily toss off comments about killing Tories, or at least revelling in their deaths, and not only do you not pre-moderate them, you pay the cunts!

You fucking disgust me, you pusillanimous, gutless wankers, god rot your crippled PC weakling hearts, you bland fucktards! This country is doomed with such boneless twats as you.

Love and kisses

Consequently, my account was suspended, and after resorting to the usual gambit of signing up again with a new identity from a different email address, they rumbled me again (presumably they keep a closer eye on IP addresses these days) and that account was suspended too. Cunts.