How do we re-moralise our society?

A pressing question, in these days of thieving politicians, bankers and CEOs, and re-energised by new surveys which show that as a society, we're all less honest than were were. A thoughtful Grauniad article puts this in the context of half a century of dissolution of old ties, off family bonds, neighbourhood, etc., set against globalisation, hypermobility, the internet (oh the irony of writing this) and turboconsumerism.

As ever with The Graun, among the sensible, thoughtful comments following, there's the odd rotten apple, but even I'm surprised and impressed at how the first comment completely misses the point:

Readingboy
30 January 2012 2:06PM
Amazing what 13 years of Nulabour will produce isn't it!

Amazing what not reading the article will produce, Readingboy, to whit: a farrago of shite.

What a Class A Cunt (which isn't surprising, the inbred fucktard is from Reading after all).

Is 'Call me Dave' the new Ted Heath?

So asks The Grauniad.

The usual witless know-nothings chime in on the subject of whether Call Me Dave is the worst PM since, oh I don't know, the Cretaceous Era:

ardennespate
22 January 2012 5:58PM
Well, certainly since Gordon Brown, who largely caused all of the serious problems we face more than anyone else.....

Braindead bastard seems to think Gordon Brown ruined the economies of Europe and the USA. What a cretinous cunt.

ardennespate
22 January 2012 6:03PM
...It's the public sector, which consumes more than half of all resources in the country, and means that we have to work half our lives purely to keep our feudal master - the state - in the style and comfort to which it has become accustomed. Reforming the parasite state is Cameron's challenge - one he's not even come close to rising to so far.

If ardennespate (even the name screams "I'm a cunt!") ever ends up in A&E I hope he does the decent thing and tells them to ignore him as they are State Parasites and he will have nothing to do with them.

Ardennespate - you are this week's Cuntish Fucktard.

Burnt Boats

I finally burnt my boats at CiF... After being subjected to pre-moderation by the humourless pricks who work at The Grauniad, I sent the following email after returning home pissed from seeing in the New Year:

Dear Grauniad

You are such fucking pussies. I make one crack about hanging someone and you impose pre-moderation - meanwhile, your own fucking columnists happily toss off comments about killing Tories, or at least revelling in their deaths, and not only do you not pre-moderate them, you pay the cunts!

You fucking disgust me, you pusillanimous, gutless wankers, god rot your crippled PC weakling hearts, you bland fucktards! This country is doomed with such boneless twats as you.

Love and kisses

Consequently, my account was suspended, and after resorting to the usual gambit of signing up again with a new identity from a different email address, they rumbled me again (presumably they keep a closer eye on IP addresses these days) and that account was suspended too. Cunts.

Selfish Cunt

Vile sixth-form squit-muncher Julian 'Not that Julian Glover' Glover* today penned a bowel-curdling panegyric to his beloved Tories, provoking the usual rightwing trolls, the most egregious of which is this twat-licker:

Self
13 September 2010 8:31AM
'I wonder what Mr Glover would say did he have to live with job seekers' allowance for a week?'
I would say that I often live on less than JSA each week, after paying for rent, council tax etc. (Many people on benefits get all this stuff paid for). Living on 65 a week is easy enough. After all, food is very cheap and books, DVDs and clothes etc are virtually free thanks to all the charity shops etc.

To which the only response can be: Braindead selfish cunt

*Glover may one day merit his own entry (ooh, matron - though frankly, not with yours, dear) for being such a hateful spoddy looking speccy toffee-nosed bourgeois Thatcher-frotting neocon rightwing fucktardish cuntwipe, if I can summmon up the requisite level of bile necessary in any coverage of him. Which I don't currently believe I can.

Cunt du Jour Number 2

Ben Jennings is a talented art student, two of whose cartoons have appeared in The Grauniad. Some are not so enamoured, however...

PeteCW
11 Aug 2010, 6:40PM
VForVintage is right - like Martin Rowson and Steve Bell's consistently dismal efforts, this is witless and facile. And very badly drawn.
Sad that Guardian readers get such a hard-on for this kind of trite bilge but hardly surprising. It's sneering, simple-minded crudity is echoed throughout the comment pages and articles every day. Cameron and Clegg are going to have a high old time screwing us over if all you people have to offer is schoolboy sniggering and posturing petulance.

For PeteCW, I reserve the schoolboy epithet: humourless puritanical cunt

Cunt du Jour Number 1

Uber-twat gabriel100, who masturbated over the footage of Ian Tomlinson being beaten to death by the rozzers.

After being slagged off on CiF for being such an arsewit, his rapier-like brain could only comment thus:

gabriel100
22 Jul 2010, 2:55PM

I notice that the posters who disagreed with my analysis above chose to abuse my character in response, rather than take issue with my version of events (simply a commentry of the Guardian's own video).

I will take that as a grudging acceptance that I am right on the matter.

No, mate, you can take that as a less-than-grudging acceptance that you're a cunt.

Why?

Because I'm sick of the spineless fucktard PC jellies on The Grauniad's Comment is Free (CiF) censoring my posts, that's why.